fuuuuuck, that means I have to listen to these douchebags talk about how stoned they got, or how much weed they got the other day:l fuck this, I’m going space.
GREATEST THING I’VE EVER READ
PARENTING. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS AWESOME SHIT.
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OH MY GOD
This is the parent I aspire to be.
MCDONALD’S FIXES EVERYTHING
I AM DOING THIS TO MY CHILDREN.
Good Parenting. Good.
I would have pissed myself when the frogman came to my room
Me in class.
Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: ugh, split ends.
Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: just act like you understand.
Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all.
Me: someone shoot me.
Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: ugh, split ends.
Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: just act like you understand.
Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY.
Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all.
Me: someone shoot me.
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